I type really fast. My fastest speed on typeracer.com is 128 wpm with 99% accuracy. Yup it's true. It's a bit embarrassing. I mean, while convenient, I haven't become a fast typer by doing anything particularly cool. Basically, I spend too much time online and fast typing is a mere byproduct of my lack of a social life.
Dan, however, has always been very impressed by my typing abilities. He says I can type faster in French than he can in English. I'm not going to argue with him. He took these action pictures of me typing.